An irreverent summary of world beliefs:
TAOISM Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "shit happens".
CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST No shit on Saturdays.
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?
HEDONISM There's nothing like a good shit happening.
HINDUISM This shit happened before.
MORMON This shit is going to happen again.
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
MOONIES Only happy shit really happens.
STOICISM This shit is good for me.
PROTESTANTISM God, let the shit happen to someone else.
PENTECOSTALISM God, take this shit away from me and make it happen to unbelievers
CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you are BAD.
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama.
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to us?
ZOROASTRIANISM Shit happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is in your mind.
EXISTENTIALISM What is shit anyway?
RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this shit.
[DISCLAIMER : I did not write this shit (oops) ]