If you have never been insulted by a Yoruba female person who knows her sauce onions, you should count yourself lucky. Five words out of those sneering lips could send the most self-confident grown-up man on his way to the psychiatrist. She only has to say "e wo bo se ri" , meaning :"just see how he looks", and a fire is instantly ignited in your head. You immediately go looking for a shop with glass front so that you can "just see how he looks". There you spend five minutes examining yourself from every angle and perpective.You also watch the faces of passers-by whether they are more...


Cerebrations and Commentaries

Soul sacrifice

http://bible.us/gal6.3-5.niv If anyone thinks they are something when they are not, they deceive themselves. Each one should test their own actions. Then they can take pride in themselves alone, without comparing themselves to someone else, for each...

My son's online mag

This stuff is yet new but I love the creativity behind it. Go guys !!

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Hanging out with the heavies this morning at the Government College Ibadan 85th anniversary and annual general meeting (AGM). Always a pleasure to visit annually. Picture with Hon. Justice Zai Smith (1964), Chief Judge Delta State ; Chief (Engr.) Kunle Onajin (1968) , Ologbo Ijakadi I of Ondo...

Some more relevant stuff they never teach you in school

Who discovered the source of the River Niger?
..... what about River Benue ?
He! he! he! I am sure you will know those ones.

Alright who discovered how to make banga soup ?
... what about Ewedu soup ?
.... what about ogbono soup

I know they never taught...

I love my country

On such a day when you are nearly late for an urgent business appointment, and you pick up your phone to be directed , and then the Road Marshall arrests your ass for using your phone while driving , but eventually lets you off with a warning , on account that he respects your age....you really...

Soul sacrifice

http://bible.us/psa23.4-6.amp Yes, though I walk through the [deep, sunless] valley of the shadow of death, I will fear or dread no evil, for You are with me; Your rod [to protect] and Your staff [to guide], they comfort me. You prepare a table...

I - an engineer

I haven't practised (Structural) Engineering in more than a decade and even so I seem to have run up a great deal of practising fees debt with the engineers' registration council.
To pay or not to pay, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of...

The cockroaches

I have always believed that the cockroach is about the only creature in this world with no other purpose than to annoy and to destroy. But ever so often one runs into a person , who after they have gone, the only impression they have left you with is their religious belief or their political...

Soul sacrifice

http://bible.us/psa73.25-26.niv Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing I desire besides you. My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.

Spare the rod and destroy the child

99% of the people who are most vocal against corporal punishment have never had any children of their own and have no hope to have any. I got whacked as a kid; that is why I understand that the consequences of your every actions can be very painful either to you or to someone else.

Someone please tell the President

Someone please tell him I am available if he is shopping for replacement. Erm.... obviously I will need to give my present employers one day notice. Thanks


Texas on Ebola

Dear God..... no!!

The Social Media Characteristics of Wealth - an idle observation

WEALTH does not suggest itself as your FRIEND merely because you have mutual friends. It does smile on you merely because of your vigorous COMMENTs on its STATUS. And it certainly does POKE you merely because you have made it a career to LIKE its activities. And FOLLOW it as much as you can,...

Dis one na gobe

See what I found on the internet. Dis one na gobe (ooops !)

Soul sacrifice

http://bible.us/jas3.13-17.amp Who is there among you who is wise and intelligent? Then let him by his noble living show forth his [good] works with the [unobtrusive] humility [which is the proper attribute] of true wisdom. But if you have bitter...