James’ shoes were what had initially brought them together. They were these cool brothel creepers which James seemed to have in two dozen different colours. Femi so much loved the way the turned up cuffs of James’ Oxford bags trousers rested neatly on the shoes, with the toes of the shoes peeking out like the bulbous heads of mutant tortoises. James had the shoes in black, brown, blue, white, yellow, green, pink, and several other colours which should only be legal for guys like Alice Cooper and Gary Glitter to wear.
‘I like your shoes,’ Femi hadn’t been able to keep himself from...


Cerebrations and Commentaries

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Survey question sent to me : Do you carry your phone in a case or naked ?

Who are these guys ? I know not about anyone else but I always wear clothes. I don't believe in going about naked . *Yawn* *tired*

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http://bible.us/1co6.15-20.niv Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one with...

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I wish you all a day full of laughter :

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Wicked people spill ogbono soup on a smooth floor
~ old Indian proverb


- occupying your THOUGHTS with what other people are doing to DESTROY the world.
- occupying your hands with ACTIVITIES which will IMPROVE your own local environment.
~ rotimi ogunjobi 25/09/2015

A Theoretical Implementation of the Principles of Conjugal Bliss

A badly produced Film I just watched on TV:
Now I think this one should have been a comedy film, but it not; surprisingly. Here is the story line. A young girl living with her widowed mother. She comes home one night to find her mother on the floor, dying. She rushes out to get her mother...

Free Book App - The Lion's Dinner

This small children's story book gets published 15 Sept. For 2 weeks only , I will be giving away the Android flipbook app of this book completely free of charge. If you want the app please download from following link :

Soft Sell - (advertisement for myself)

My hands are embarrassingly soft. I have had them that way since I was a kid , and I do remember that I habitually kept them tucked in my pockets in my late teen years ; because guys made jokes about them. Indeed they did cost me a job once. Reporting at a construction site as site engineer; the...

The Liberated Ape

Now, even #Iyanla may not be looking forward to fixing this one.
A wonderful family man gets sick with the #Ebola virus. His wife fearing the worst flees the home taking the children with her, to escape the same fate. But the man makes a miraculous recovery, and this quite becomes a...

The Ebola Conspiracy

Just how much are we being told about the #Ebola virus outbreak ? I found this online

the world, this is no time for a 'blame game' . ALL HANDS MUST BE ON DECK !!

#1 As the chart below demonstrates, the spread of Ebola is starting to become exponential...

#2 This is...

Race against Super-Flu

This #Ebola epidemic has me more than worried, considering the theory going around that it might have been an American military experiment gone out of control; else why does America seem so on top of the situation and even though they've got a stash of the drug that could stop people dying...

Plaudits and Philistines - an advertisement for myself (2)

The guy pestered me for four days and nights like the very offspring of the devil himself. From all the way Indiana, You-Ess-Hey, he kept trying to make me purchase a book promotion contract. It was clear to me that he had no idea who I really was , for he kept referring to me by the pen name...

How to make a million dollars in one day without leaving your home

So much has been written on this topic, and you will find that all of them are so impractical that they quite qualify to be called brainless. You will find people asking you to invest your money in stock and trade them online 24/7 (how would you get any sleep), other people dream up other...

Jagunlabi's Garden - a short long story

Sugomu woke up one morning to find with alarm that someone had planted a farm in the front yard of his home. It stretched from fence tofence and up to the foot-wide bed of pebbles which skirted the entire house all around. He could indeed also recognise the lush green young plants ; they were...

Hot Water - Easy Recipe

This is a surprisingly easy drink to prepare and which can be enjoyed any time of the day. It is still a miracle that a lot of people do not know how to prepare this. If so, this is your lucky day; just follow these simple instructions and you will be an expert in no time.

Ingredients :...

Day 10 : Home Strange Home.

It is D-day today.No problem waking up on time at all. I never have such a problem while aiming to catch an early morning flight, because I am nearly always sleepless for the anxiety of missing my flight. The night concierge helped me down with my luggage and consequently broke my...

Day 9 : Sweet and Sour Sauce

My printer was finally delivered this morning after I went pestering. Disaster : it weighed 27 kg. Consequently I found that I had more than 20kg of excess baggage. I ask the computer shop manager why he had given me a wrong weight and caused me so much trouble. I only sell...

Day 8: Home in the Bones

I am in home-bound mood. I think I am getting bored with this place already; I am a restless person and I am I think still upset by the bed bug even though , with careful searching, I had not been able to find another one yet. Ordinarily if I had more time and money to spend I would...

Day 7: The Lone Stranger

I had slept for only about three hours last night . This because I had taken too many vitamin pills yesterday and ended the day with a large glass of sugar-rich Kiwi fruit juice. Couldn't sleep and therefore decided to watch television till morning. Got up drowsily to eat breakfast...

Day 6 : Metro Man

Woke up early today completely disjointed. My bed seemed like it was a boat still on the creek and swaying with the gentle waves. Sleep was thereafter difficult.I appeared to have a slight fever too.
It is three in the morning. In these part of the city, every house is either...